Oh forgot to mention, I have a wish list for my perfect partner…
Ill have to rememeber to upload it tomorrow…
Its been a while but here goes…my new girl must have 60% of…
Must smile
Have hair
Not too much down there…Brazilians work well
Cheerful cheeks
Like BEP
Enjoy Top and Bottom nearly equallly
Like or at least accept motorbikes
Have oddities
Would like to hold my hand, even in public
Like to kiss me, even in public
Energetic in her love for me/not shy of my love for her
Smells lovely!
Can carry me sometimes and I her when the need arises, emotionally or physically!!!!!!!!!!!
Smiles, lots
Looks good in a swimsuit.
Loves to ‘play a part’ y’know…
talks rubbish with me some days..
talks emotional crap other days
looks good and appreciates SOME fashion
but not enough to be a pain about her hair in the rain….
when exicted, barks like a poodle…maybe
loves art and crafts
can motivate me
can be held in a ball on the sofa on my knee
has a pretty fanny!
Maybe play an instrument
can be a tom boy
involved in druken fun
doesnt sleep too easily
SMILES!!! lots
enjoys lifes deviations…or two
Loves to wear heels and dress as a woman for fun and giggles
OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ———should have mentioned this….should be a woman!
can teach me stuff….music, art, crafts, love, patience, care and sensitivity, diy
would play cards, pool, dominoes, backgammon, fuzzball
would want to be closely enthralled with me, involved and embraced through out my life
makes time for fun
makes time for sex
makes time
for
stupid things in life
no flip flops
looks good in a hat - maybe a straw hat..
wears thongs or g strings
accepts my misgivings, my oddities…without irony but maybe with humour, my farts, my burps, my druken behaviour, my other stupid moments, those that i know to be stupid but dont need to be reminded about…we all have them..
wants to feel a part of me of something of togetherness but not needy, not seriously depressed or drug obsessed - just feel a part and not apart.
Wont laugh at my stupid ideas until i do! Endorse them and love them, become a part of them with me until we both die laughing at the stupidity of them in each others arms over our stupid and outrageous imagination. Dont kill the idea until we have loved it.
Likes to have stuff but doesnt need it
value a word a deed, a thought and a jesture
Loves to look into my soul through my shallow eyes and embraces what she might find.
xxxx
You forgot an important one….
Look after you when you are poorly
xxx
The ‘no flip flops’ would be a deal breaker for me too
Jo, I cannot believe you would belch or fart in front of a young lady…how very un-coothe!!
No mention of Chicken dupiaza, Madras hot, Egg fried Rice and a keema & Chilli Naan… No wonder you are going wrong, get the essential right first on your list and then the rest will look after its self!!!
Keep in touch old lad.