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Oh forgot to mention, I have a wish list for my perfect partner…

July 16th, 2009

Ill have to rememeber to upload it tomorrow…

 

Its been a while but here goes…my new girl must have 60% of…

 

Must smile

Have hair

Not too much down there…Brazilians work well

Cheerful cheeks

Like BEP

Enjoy Top and Bottom nearly equallly

Like or at least accept motorbikes

Have oddities

Would like to hold my hand, even in public

Like to kiss me, even in public

Energetic in her love for me/not shy of my love for her

Smells lovely!

Can carry me sometimes and I her when the need arises, emotionally or physically!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiles, lots

Looks good in a swimsuit.

Loves to ‘play a part’ y’know…

talks rubbish with me some days..

talks emotional crap other days

looks good and appreciates SOME fashion

but not enough to be a pain about her hair in the rain….

when exicted, barks like a poodle…maybe

loves art and crafts

can motivate me

can be held in a ball on the sofa on my knee

has a pretty fanny!

Maybe play an instrument

can be a tom boy

involved in druken fun

doesnt sleep too easily

SMILES!!!   lots

enjoys lifes deviations…or two

Loves to wear heels and dress as a woman for fun and giggles

OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ———should have mentioned this….should be a woman!

can teach me stuff….music, art, crafts, love, patience, care and sensitivity, diy

would play cards, pool, dominoes, backgammon, fuzzball

would want to be closely enthralled with me, involved and embraced through out my life

makes time for fun

makes time for sex

makes time

for

 

 

stupid things in life

 

no flip flops

looks good in a hat - maybe a straw hat..

wears thongs or g strings

accepts my misgivings, my oddities…without irony but maybe with humour, my farts, my burps, my druken behaviour, my other stupid moments, those that i know to be stupid but dont need to be reminded about…we all have them..

wants to feel a part of me of something of togetherness but not needy, not seriously depressed or drug obsessed - just feel a part and not apart.

 

Wont laugh at my stupid ideas until i do! Endorse them and love them, become a part of them with me until we both die laughing at the stupidity of them in each others arms over our stupid and outrageous imagination. Dont kill the idea until we have loved it.

Likes to have stuff but doesnt need it

value a word a deed, a thought and a jesture

Loves to look into my soul through my shallow eyes and embraces what she might find.

xxxx

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  1. Annie
    July 23rd, 2009 at 09:56 | #1

    You forgot an important one….

    Look after you when you are poorly

    xxx

  2. Salsa Dan
    July 23rd, 2009 at 23:32 | #2

    The ‘no flip flops’ would be a deal breaker for me too ;-)

  3. Richard Godfrey
    July 24th, 2009 at 16:56 | #3

    Jo, I cannot believe you would belch or fart in front of a young lady…how very un-coothe!!

  4. Wayne (Weeen)
    August 2nd, 2009 at 18:06 | #4

    No mention of Chicken dupiaza, Madras hot, Egg fried Rice and a keema & Chilli Naan… No wonder you are going wrong, get the essential right first on your list and then the rest will look after its self!!!
    Keep in touch old lad.

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