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In London…

July 30th, 2009

In London for a few days with some lovely people, one especially lovely, but generally some kind folk that are full of smiles. I was going to stay a day, but this has stretched to a few days due to the smiles Ive encountered. I use the excuse that the rain is putting me off but actually I just like being here.
Weather is a typically British excuse for everything isnt it!
Head off to Mont St Michel next then off to see Monets garden and the actual lilly pads he painted. After which …we’ll see.

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Thank you for pretending to be interested in my 1970’s…

July 24th, 2009

…slide show.

It made me think of a slide show my uncle gave when I was 8, the prize at the end was a lego fire engine. I still have it!
For you guys the prize was my promise to come back and put you through it all again!!!

Thanks to the Jolly for hosting and a huge hug to Sarah who always makes me feel so welcome when I fall over into the bar.
Dan was also a star and put himself out make sure we had fun that night.

Thank you to everyone that turned up on Tuesday and pretended to be interested…I did cut them down from 2000 pictures to a mere 400 which you all sat through listening intently to my outlandish stories about life in the Baltic States!
You all showed incredible composure…even the suprise guests didnt nod off!

Thanks to all.
Love you one and all…

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New Pictures - 23.07.2009

July 23rd, 2009

Amazing how a moments hesitation can change your life

July 22nd, 2009

If only this 3g uplink would be consistent!

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Oh forgot to mention, I have a wish list for my perfect partner…

July 16th, 2009

Ill have to rememeber to upload it tomorrow…

 

Its been a while but here goes…my new girl must have 60% of…

 

Must smile

Have hair

Not too much down there…Brazilians work well

Cheerful cheeks

Like BEP

Enjoy Top and Bottom nearly equallly

Like or at least accept motorbikes

Have oddities

Would like to hold my hand, even in public

Like to kiss me, even in public

Energetic in her love for me/not shy of my love for her

Smells lovely!

Can carry me sometimes and I her when the need arises, emotionally or physically!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiles, lots

Looks good in a swimsuit.

Loves to ‘play a part’ y’know…

talks rubbish with me some days..

talks emotional crap other days

looks good and appreciates SOME fashion

but not enough to be a pain about her hair in the rain….

when exicted, barks like a poodle…maybe

loves art and crafts

can motivate me

can be held in a ball on the sofa on my knee

has a pretty fanny!

Maybe play an instrument

can be a tom boy

involved in druken fun

doesnt sleep too easily

SMILES!!!   lots

enjoys lifes deviations…or two

Loves to wear heels and dress as a woman for fun and giggles

OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ———should have mentioned this….should be a woman!

can teach me stuff….music, art, crafts, love, patience, care and sensitivity, diy

would play cards, pool, dominoes, backgammon, fuzzball

would want to be closely enthralled with me, involved and embraced through out my life

makes time for fun

makes time for sex

makes time

for

 

 

stupid things in life

 

no flip flops

looks good in a hat - maybe a straw hat..

wears thongs or g strings

accepts my misgivings, my oddities…without irony but maybe with humour, my farts, my burps, my druken behaviour, my other stupid moments, those that i know to be stupid but dont need to be reminded about…we all have them..

wants to feel a part of me of something of togetherness but not needy, not seriously depressed or drug obsessed - just feel a part and not apart.

 

Wont laugh at my stupid ideas until i do! Endorse them and love them, become a part of them with me until we both die laughing at the stupidity of them in each others arms over our stupid and outrageous imagination. Dont kill the idea until we have loved it.

Likes to have stuff but doesnt need it

value a word a deed, a thought and a jesture

Loves to look into my soul through my shallow eyes and embraces what she might find.

xxxx

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How marvel mouse that fortune smiles, but the tropics are far away…

July 16th, 2009

My sister and hub have invited me to a tropical party and all of a sudden I find myself feeling like a girl!

I have a party and nothing to wear!

Fabula mouse that the bike has gone Kapput when at home. the chains split link has gone south, (somewhere in Slovakia or Poland) the subframe bolts have sheared through at the mounting points leaving the threads in place, rear brakes are shot, rear brake light gone, front brake lever broken and…..the water pump has bust.

Apparently they go every 10k and this one has gone as i pulled on the drive. Lucky huh!

Repair and run south then. Id like to see a friend or two on the way, a pint and a smile.

Really looking forward to Jeigermeister bombs and sunshine…have you noticed how miserable the weather is here!

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Ive just been invited to a tomato throwing contest in Spain…wanna come?

July 14th, 2009

Brunol in Spain, a days ride away, South East Spain, you climb a greased pole to retrive a ham, throw toms, bathe in the river and drink until you fall over.

Ive said yes and given a deposit in faith.
Could be fun.
Ive found life so ordinary since Ive come home, seeing friends was the highlight and worth coming home for , but what else is there?
You all drive on the wrong side of the road, the weather is dispicable, the alcohol is tasteless, theres no decent beer or Jeigermeisters…

I like my house, I like my family and I like my friends.

Not sure there is anything else though. We have such a reserved and non commital life over here…I KNOW me saying non commital!!!

But we do, there are excuses for not living when over in Europe there are no excuses for an early night, no excuses for saying no, no excuses for non performance to promises.

We hesitate to say yes for fear of what we may be expected to do or that it may be more than we imagine it could be. Over in Europe they expect something to bring an enlightenment, a little of something new, an unexpected turn and then relish it because tomorrow is another daythat today doesnt plan for.

 

How easy has it been for me to fall into the old routine- very!

How dissappointed am I that I have? Very.

And why? Because of me… but also a little becuase of our Britishness.

Going to jump and say yes first, going to throw a tomato, going to see where it leads.

Hope its not a Heinz 57 soup!

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‘If you are dissappointed then think of a sunny sky’, said Forest.

July 13th, 2009

Hi.
I need to remember the why, the when , the how and the what could be next.
Others keep finding what Im looking for and allow me to watch, to participate on the fringe without being a member involved.
I can see that you all see the people I meet, I understand you believe that since i find new friends every day that this must mean im finding the faith I need.
I see it too. I find friends easily, I find smiles each moment, I carry an idea of fun and humanness with me and I know every town I reach i find people you know nothing of, people I have never mentioned smiles I have shared but remain private in addition to the people you have all heard of.

You know about stars like Zed and Anne, Huugo and Livius, Vystas and Catherine, you dont know abut an old man on a push bike outside a wooden church in Lithuania and the smile he gave me, the moment we shared in the sun eating an apple the way we communicated with laughter and the bright spot this day brought to the week.

If the story that follows doesnt suit your idea of what should happen then please dont tell me. Im thinking the future, my future, is about something quite different to expectations.

 

 

I was standing in a small town 20km from Bratislava, Slovakia, Friday the 10th of July, scrap yard sorting metal to the left, business in industry to the right, I was looking for a campsite on the edge of Vienna in Austria and had a Forest Gump moment.
That moment when Forest has been running for so long and stops                        turns                     thinks for a moment                  a thought no one else will ever know or understand, and begins the run home.
For me it was 11.57 am CET. At 8.30 am GMT and in 1117 miles I was stopped outside a house I knew I would find a friend, a smile, a suprise and a little of what i needed.

The night before was unusual and had ended in one of the coolest nightclubs ive ever seen. Girls funking around to Enimem, short skirts and smiles, Absinth, sprite and malabu, 4 basements each lower than the last, barmen became friends, girls became interested in the funk in a kind of Mighty Boosch moment, and Skippy and I roled out a story of his skateboarding championships across europe with me as the skateboard team manager and his crew being the men indeed.

The day began similar to others, Sebastian and David were moving on back to Switzerland via Budapest, we had a great night before, one I found usual by now. One of dancing, night clubs, girls and shots, handstands and body roles, funky moments and quiet corners. They had followed me from Vilnius to Ginger Monkey to Bratislava and the day was spent on my own as they caught the coach on to the next town. we had ideas that we might meet maybe in the future if Facebook allows!
I walked a day around Bratislava with no aims, no goals and no idea. I wandered from ice cream parlour to bar to cafe and realised with each movement that i was lonely. I forced myself through the day as I have others on occasion, in the belief that tomorrow will bring new friends and new people, great ideas, incredible fun and always with one aspect that makes it so very worthwhile…no expectations to fulfil.

At home Im caught by expectation of behaviour, to go out and perform to others expectations of who I am, not to dissapoint to be, to fulfill, to provide and perform. Its very tiring, especially if the you that you really want to be on that day doesnt fit the mould of expectation. Im only really me when Im alone and up to now I dont believe Ive been accepted as me so ive adapted behaviour to suit. Ive spent the last few years trying very hard to fulfill expectations because it meant so very much for me to make the moment work and not let people down, not to be seen to be weak, not to ruin something that could be sensational…great if only for my inadequacies, only to crushed by the realisation that ive failed. I always had a hope that if I tried hard enough then maybe I would get back the affirmation that i need, the love, the touch, a moment of sensitivity.

I wish I could say otherwise.

In the hostel I went to a pc to see if my insurance had been sorted out, Carole Nash really dont understand what Green Cards are or what they mean and as I sat I heard a shout from the other side of the common room, ‘Jo, dude, fuckin cool man!’ It was Skippy.

Short story is we ran around town, taking late night photos in the dark, drinking beer and Jeigermeister bombs until Skippy said he had never done a pub crawl, so off we went and started, it was still early, about 130am so there was time yet. Skippy said he had never talked about such cool off the wall shit and loved it, we spoke of life, acceptance, people we had met and girls, we spoke to girls and Skippy did his Australian best to pull for both of us! Both of us had climbed the Sadlle in Slovakia, both had seen Dutchy wheeze over a short run and both had realised that sometimes the best people to spend an evening with are the most unlikey contenders. Skippy said in his real life he would not choose me or Dutchy to be his friends but he was incredibly gald to have spent time with us because the fun was so much different and unexpected to the fun he had at home. THats the point of travelling I think, huh? We ended in a cool night club 4 stories underground, flled by graffetti, smashed, dancing, telling stories of skateboards and championships that dont exist!

7am and to bed. 730 am and the Thai dorm mates wake up and my god they love plastic carrier bags! they make soooooooooo much noise!
8am and I pack
9am Im ready.
10am and I say goodbye to Skippy.

1157am and Im sitting surrounded by Slovakian scrapyard, going back and forth over what to do.

On the one hand I want to continue, I want to follow the the dreams you guys want and are imagining.
On another, Ive already failed because Russia scared the shit out of me.
I dont deny it. Why should I? SOme of you would have coped, some of you would have made this aspect of the trip into a succesfull story. It would be an adventure. Some of you never leave home and the comfort of your sofa but think you would manage it and brag about how succesful you would have been.

There is a difference.
For me, I feel a failure but I also realise I rely on the people at home to help me. Even the sofa lovers have helped in one way or another. Its only through you guys that tomoorow ever happens for me.

So what if I come home. ahhhh. bed. fish and chips…cups of tea…

I have the benfit of choice.

So I have an idea, 21 hours later and many miles, Im sitting with a friend in Nottingham feeling more relaxed than I have in a very long while. And getting a cup of tea and a hug! thats it. That life.

Rolled up into a hug.

Id ridden through the night on Red Bull till my body vibrated, watched the sunset and missed the sunrise because of the ferry sleep, Id not had a map and hap to guess the way home from Bratislava…could you do this? Id sent my maps home thinking that the only way forward is forward…Its easy really….

Bratislava, Brno, Prague… follow the sun, head west until you see Metz and Paris then north into St Quentin and Calias.

Enough for the moment, but yes Im home, yes Im staying put, for ten days anyway, I need to put bits on the bike from leaving Slovakia its lost a subframe bolt, a chain link thingy, the helmet is too large now, the visor is knackered and then…

Morrocco sounds nice, August to November
Kitesurfing over the winter might be a laugh, november to december
Whisky coast could be fun in january
Friends agree to meet me in india in February for 6 weeks, some for 2 weeks others for 8.

Hey! Its my choice, its my money, my life.

Dont judge me or begin a game of upmanship, come and join me for a part or a whole… I promise its much more fun to join than it is to judge.

 

Tell me you gonna join and Ill be excited, tell me you want to see where it ends, tell me its fun and lets go…with or without you, I have plans. I cant stand still, I cant be the man in the corner.

 

Have I told you about the man in the dinghy rowing to France…thats next year, maybe June

Try it.

Join me.

Dont sit, dont think, dont wish or imagine, dont worry and concern, dont make excuses, dont consider the financial loss when you cant measure the emotional gain.

Join me.

I leave 24th july for Morocco

I leave 7th November for Kitesurfing

I leave 8th Jan for the Whisky Coast

I leave 5th Feb for India and Nepal

Are you still reading…………

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hello gotta rush

July 7th, 2009

its late and others want the pc so hello been to some marvelous castles, seen eagles and falcons, and owls and crooks flying between the guests and blown muskets and rifles - not at the birds - and played paintball in a thunder and lightning storm and gotta go.
Maybe talk more from Bratislava…
xxx

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Oh my feet and ankles hurt!

July 6th, 2009

Did the walk over the gap between the two mountains, they call it the saddle.
Not thinking too much and wanting to keep up with the swiss boys record of 5 and a half hours from yesterday, I set off at a decent pace.

The walk is astounding! The first part is woodland and as it gets steeper it gets interesting, the stream is clear and beautiful the woodland is caught in a tight crevice and many trees are split fallen and making for an interesting scene. As you look up you begin to get an idea that the scale of these mountains dwarfs a little chubby bald white man.
I assumed the path would take me somewhere around the mountain.

I was wrong! On the way here the average temperature was 24-26 degrees but as i climbed I first noticed the lack of trees and then increasing amount of shrubbery, then I noticed the pack ice in the deepest parts of the ravine. About 500m from the top the clouds came in and enveloped me and i could see only a few hundred metres.

Then the rain / hale began. Ive brought a t shirt a scarf and some sun block!

At the top of the saddle occasionally the wind cleared the fog and the view was just incredible. I could see the smallest of towns in the valley - Zdiar- and to the other side the rest of the mountain range, patches of snow and spectacular views and cloud lines.

Walking in the rain was a little pissy but then I remembered theres warm clothes and tea back in the hostel and the advantage of no waterproof gear is I could go so much quicker than the other walkers. They were getting on my wick with how slow they were going!

The views were fantastic, the mountains unfurled one after another and the sound of the thunder echoed from the rock faces, the path had turned into a rich red stream about 3 or 4 inches deep and I was cracking on to the first lake. This was so clear, the mountain water was crystal and very cold.

The second lake had a cafe near it so I pushed on. You can hear the waterfalls cascading down the rock faces and filling the streams below, the path turned into boulders and I turned a left corner and there was the cafe with the lake behind it and the most awe-inspiring views up the sheer mountain face Ive ever seen.

Ive never seen anything quite like it, there is certainly nothing in England like this. Its huge, majestic and inspiring. While the run up the mountain was fun, this made the whole thing worthwhile. During Gulash in the cafe i noticed everyone else was dry and couldn’t work out why.

The run down the mountain is by a track road, thats why everyone was dry, they hadnt suffered the thunderstorm at the top of the mountain but had come via a tourists route!
This route followed the stream back down which was so full on and clear and made you think of bible stories by its unique pureness!

At the bottom I had a choice to catch the bus at this point or to continue on a blue path for another two hours. I did the blue path. wish I hadnt!
Quit when your ahead, the blue path was mud and nothing special but at least Id finished the whole thing.

I’m exhausted, feet really hurt, ache deep in my bones but the views and the sceanery, the completion of the seven hour hike was worth it…Id do it again today…

‘cept I have other plans involving a small comfortable ride on a motorbike to see a castle…

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