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If you poop in the woods…

and there is no one there to smell it, is it real?

I’ve just had my third bout of food poisoning, good grief it was a run to the toilet. I broke a sweat.

The first was in Germany somewhere, the second was on the run to Poland thru Czech, this was the one where a tree formed a good backrest…

This time I had to concentrate on anything but pooing.

Try it.
Try and think of anything except poo.

It’s really, really hard!
Made it though and gave birth. Phew.

I’m on nights tonight but luckily there is a party here so I wont be alone, When there is a party it goes on through ’till morning so I’m quite lucky really I might only have to do one or two hours!

Johnny here has found himself a girl. This makes life difficult ‘cos she is running around with her blonde hair, tight bum and fabulous figure barely covered by clothes!
She is 22 and really sweet…but good grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s nice to chill for a while and in some ways the atmosphere is like a student lounge come frat party, day and night, now I’m staff here I’m expected to start the ball rolling with the other guys…

This is how I would like life at home to be, how our houses should be, how simple and fun and trusting life should really be.

I’ve realised I’m far too uptight at home!

Anyhow, gotta go, it’s my turn to play the guests at Fussball.
speak soon

xxx

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  1. Wayne (Weeen)
    May 22nd, 2009 at 16:39 | #1

    Party party party, thats all we have done since you have gone. We found your key under the door mat and just about wrecked your house. Dont worry, we expect your life is so good, you wont wont to come back to the old place. Your light fittings were well installed. The girls have been amazing swinging from them with naff all on. Certainly lightened the room up when they are on!! The dancing pole is now in placed since we burnt your staircase down, a ladder to get up and the pole to slide down. i knew your firemans uniform would come in handy again. The girls are wonderful on it. Anyway must go! miss you… love all of us!!!!!!!!!

  2. Sazzle
    May 26th, 2009 at 08:31 | #2

    Are you sure it is food poisioning not alcohol poisioning!!!

    Soudns like you are having much fun, very please to hear it. Always good to go with the flow and change your plans as you go, after all that is mostly the point really, adventure always involves a few detours to the places you will enjoy yourself the most.

    Sax is getting some playing, although I must admit not as much as I should have done, been busy busy with work and by the time I get home it is far to late to play cos of the kids next door. But on the bright side work has slowed down a little now so she will be coming out again.

    If you are staying there a while if you let me know the address I can send you some stuff, bits and bobs just to keep you happy. I know you havn’t really been away long enough to miss anything but if you think of anything let me know.

    Big hugs wonderful Mr. Jo.
    xxxxxxxxxxx

  3. Amanda Simpson
    May 26th, 2009 at 11:23 | #3

    Hi Jo,
    It was so good to here from you on Thursday. (Even though a little rude, but what’s new!!) Where are you working? Glad to here that you are well and having fun but never doubted you. Keep the news coming. Take care. Miss you. Love me. xx

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